Wednesday, January 1, 2014

I'm Bored, Ep. 3

Onward to 2014!! First thing's first. Google Autofill!



Well I'm stranded in an apartment so let's get a bit Googly, shall we?

This round is going to be "how will next year" and we'll take the autocomplete list under the entry.

1. How will be my next year?
Hopefully good... I'm no oracle octopus.

2. How tall will I be next year?
Here's a one-size-fits-all answer: Life's short. Hopefully you'll be taller than life this year to be able to grab it by the horns and do what you want.

3. How good will Kentucky be next year?
idk... I think Kentuckians are rather hospitable people. I don't see them trying to secede any time soon... Oh, you're talking about college basketball. Well then... I got nothin'... um... yeah. Go Hoosiers!

[this was then followed by inquiries about UNC and Duke]

4. How will the NHL playoffs work next year?
I didn't know the playoffs were gonna be different, so I Googled it. It looks like playoff placement is going to be determined by division and there's gonna be a wild card system in place. There's more to it, but you can look that up for yourself.

5. How much will gas cost next year?
Here's a one-octane-fits-all answer: Too. Much.

6. How old will I be next year?
Hopefully old enough to know enough, but not old enough to have learned everything there is to learn.

7. How good will Oregon be?
refer to #3 except replace 'Kentuckians' with 'Oregonians', 'basketball' with 'football', and 'Go Hoosiers!' with 'I don't give a care about college football'

Hopefully this next year will be better than this post predicts...

Best Wishes! -Richie

P.S. (a Pinch of Salt):
I'm Bored, Ep. 1
I'm Bored, Ep. 2