Tuesday, February 12, 2013

A Story For My Kids

"One time back in high school, Daddy spent some time being a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, Grammy-winning  female singer..." and it will go downhill from there.

Monday, February 4, 2013

I'm Bored!! Ep. 1

It's quiet. Too quiet. All I hear is the 7th grade gym class and my friend humming a song next to me. I'm bored in study hall. *sigh* I'm tired (refer to the last post), so I don't feel like overachieving and getting ahead right now. Time for some Google Autofill!!

Thoughts on the Game of Hand-Egg (and sports in general)




I'm writing this as I watch a game of hand-egg otherwise known as the scrumptious hot-cake that is American football. Though it's not just any game of hand-egg. This is the most important game of hand-egg in the world: Super Bowl XLVII (for those who don't care to Google the roman numerals, it's Super Bowl forty-seven). Baltimore is ahead seven to three with 11:10 left in the second quarter. It's 3rd and a foot... Very nice run up the middle. First down.